The way I immediately went out and bought some southern fried chicken after seeing this post last night 🫣
Switch 2? More like, Switch To Me 😏 youtu.be/5UMgw3V-Q5I
Today I went into town and picked up a couple of CDs from the charity shops…
Today I got some cool embroidered t-shirts and you should all cherish sleepi-beepi by getting some too 🤩
I spent yesterday afternoon cataloguing my physical video game collection, because I needed an easy way to know what I want and already have when I find old video games in the wild, and this way you can see them too 😲
Got another one...
The UK Prime Minister gets a job with computers, but every day after work searches the internet for an actress's gayest pyjamas:
Kier in IT queries nightly "Keira Knightley's queerer nighty"
When you ask your footwear made of pastry if it has been eaten, then tell the shy rodent who did it to go away:
S'you, chewed choux-shoe? Shoo, shrewd shrew!
Some religious guy is able to really quick make French pastries filled with cream, and sell them for lots of money:
The prophet Proffett proliferated profitable profiteroles
What do you get when a firearm clogs up your Microsoft-branded weed paraphernalia:
Bang bung Bing bong
I will not accept any raisin biscuit slander! You picked a good biscuit, poor lil guy 🥹
sleepi beepi you fuckin’ did it! you’ve been self-employed for 10 whole years that’s soo cooooooool! I wish I were as cool as you are 🥺
How do you get rid of your friend’s gadget for eating crisps?
axe Nick Nack’s Nik Naks knick-knacks
Seriously?? That must be TERRIF~1.TXT (open to interpretation!) 🤪
Thanks, I’ll give it a try and see how it goes! Might end up with a windows partition especially for FL 🫣
Ooh thanks! In that case I might use an air gapped Win10 partition, or one of those super light debloated versions or something
I’m this 🤏 close to installing Linux again for good.
As far as I can tell everything I want to use should work, EXCEPT… I dunno whether FL Studio and interface drivers will work 😅
Last time I tried was like 2017, and I just couldn’t figure it out
james may marries an older trans woman
(i made a youtube poop)
That must be due to the ovaltine I have before bed. Or the neurospiciness. Pick your poison 😄