I'm genuinely thinking of taking this site down. With the introduction of the Online Safety Act 2023 wreaking havoc, and my general fear of AI data scraping and the UK government being disgusting pervert fascists, I'm slowly learning that maybe I do want to keep my data properly private*. Of course, the data will still get collected, and the APIs will work their magic, but this nice front-end display has gotta go, I fear.
* for context, I originally set this site up to make my data open, so it was worth less to those who collect it for commercial gain (eg. Google), but the better solution might be to just prevent any from being collected in the first place. I have pi-hole set up on my network, which is particularly strict, but I could still do better...
You're not getting a record of my ID, my face, or my debit card. The UK government can suck a gangly rotting penis
AWWWWWWW wittle fluffy bums 😭 😭 😭
As it gets hotter ever year, remember who caused all this - billionaires whose companies lobbied for burning fossil fuels and against renewable fuels, billionaires whose companies cut down the rainforests, billionaires whose companies incessantly push AI on us despite it being utter shite. Hooray! 🥳
🎵 JamieP's BIRDBRAIN 8-bit/chiptune cover up on YouTube!
Finally finished! It's my first video on the new channel since changing usernames - a sub would be greatly appreciated 🥺
🎵 Chiptune cover of Jamie P's BIRDBRAIN 🐔 (WIP)
I’ve been trying the iOS 26 Beta for a few weeks now and I’m actually really tired of “liquid glass” already, I don’t want it 😩 Sure they added jiggle physics to my phone! but the glass is kinda a lot
The way I immediately went out and bought some southern fried chicken after seeing this post last night 🫣
Switch 2? More like, Switch To Me 😏 youtu.be/5UMgw3V-Q5I
Today I went into town and picked up a couple of CDs from the charity shops…
Today I got some cool embroidered t-shirts and you should all cherish sleepi-beepi by getting some too 🤩
I spent yesterday afternoon cataloguing my physical video game collection, because I needed an easy way to know what I want and already have when I find old video games in the wild, and this way you can see them too 😲
Got another one...
The UK Prime Minister gets a job with computers, but every day after work searches the internet for an actress's gayest pyjamas:
Kier in IT queries nightly "Keira Knightley's queerer nighty"
When you ask your footwear made of pastry if it has been eaten, then tell the shy rodent who did it to go away:
S'you, chewed choux-shoe? Shoo, shrewd shrew!
Some religious guy is able to really quick make French pastries filled with cream, and sell them for lots of money:
The prophet Proffett proliferated profitable profiteroles
What do you get when a firearm clogs up your Microsoft-branded weed paraphernalia:
Bang bung Bing bong
I will not accept any raisin biscuit slander! You picked a good biscuit, poor lil guy 🥹