"but I don't *want* to obey" hashtag relatable
I absolutely hate that Ewan McGregor's song was, by far, the best singing in the film, but we had to suffer through everyone else's autotune first 😩
Literally everything in this film is a chekhov's gun, it’s so predictable and sooooo cheesy - crazy that this film exists. But why was I getting so emotionally attached???
I could swear this was a comedy disguised as a spy film - so many scenes were so goofy and non-serious!
I have absolutely no memory of watching this in 2018 and maybe from earlier in my life. But watching it now? Holy damn Xenia. Please, you can kill me like that if you want 😳
TL;DW: Nothing matters, so spend your short time on this earth spreading love and joy.
But you actually really have to watch this. 😭
